:(

It’s not a bug, it’s the future.

I hope he has more compassion in his role as father than he seems to in other parts of his life.

That’s a start, anyway.

UGHHHHHHH.

Not Success (by which I mean Success by Trump colohne)?

Now I’m thinking about what he literally might smell like. Ew.

I’m a Gemini, and I suggest to y’all that Trump is quite possibly lying about his birthday.

That’s what I thought, but this article tempts me into thinking there are wearable versions of that kinda ridiculous pink concoction.

It just doesn’t feel that... clean to rub the same stick of product on one’s face on a nightly (or daily) basis, even if it’s a freshly cleaned face. It rubs me the wrong way, somehow, pardon the pun. Also, if it has to be patted in with the fingers anyway, it doesn’t really seem more convenient than a liquid serum.

It just doesn’t feel that... clean to rub the same stick of product on one’s face on a nightly (or daily) basis,…

I love their pencil eyeliners too! I’ve been using their silver one sooo much lately. It’s so pretty and doesn’t travel.

I love their pencil eyeliners too! I’ve been using their silver one sooo much lately. It’s so pretty and doesn’t…

I love that Nyx mascara, finally tried it after reading so much hype for it, and it really delivers. Nyx is cruelty-free, too!

I love that Nyx mascara, finally tried it after reading so much hype for it, and it really delivers. Nyx is…

That’s so awesome.

Yikes.

Yikes.

Sadly, it made like $200 million.

How idiotic.

Yeah, let’s not forget this icky article from September 2016: SNL Stars Defend Donald Trump: “He’s Probably Harder Working Than You”. Che says he shouldn’t be president, but says “you can’t deny that” when Colin Jost says Trump and Clinton are “both super smart and super hardworking”. I absolutely deny that.

The DJ gave you a great story.

Who woulda thunk it? /s

It’s not that special an occasion.