The first twenty minutes of a horror movie, a #PumpRules road trip, and/or Stassi’s birthday. They all are equally scary but strangely compelling.

I just realized Scheana isn’t in the preview. Did she leave the show?!

Aw, I like Ariana and Sandoval together.

The commission is what makes the product-bashing refreshing (I think).

The commission is what makes the product-bashing refreshing (I think).

That presupposes he was curious. I don’t think he wants to learn things because he thinks he knows everything and only elitist jerks would claim to know more.

Nonsense. That was poetic.

I want to see Shannon go on a lot of fun dates with very unDavid-like guys next season.

Yikes. I feel queasy.

lol, thanks. I thought, “There must be a better way to say that” but sort of shrugged and went with it.

Yuck. I’m sorry this happened to your ex. I don’t blame her for not wanting all the press and loss of privacy... I hope she’s glad the creep is getting named and shamed by some women. Even he seems to admit this is/was his standard operating procedure... something he thought was adorable and fun ‘cause he’s old, or…

I don’t want to wish he did this to you, but I wish someone he did do this to had done that to him.

Yup. The sort of person who does this once is the sort of person who makes a habit out of doing this.

Plot twist: the fourth woman accusing him says she was groped before he started using a wheelchair.

SO GROSS. Bizarre, twisted victim-blaming... I do it for them!

Ugh. He’s probably done this hundreds of times.

lol. I just love this headline.

lol. I just love this headline.

YAY!!!

Nobody’s perfect, but maybe you’re starting a good decision roll. =)

I have such a crush on Chidi. Poor nerd boy with his stomach aches and inability to make a decision.

D’arcy Carden is amazing.