Exactly. A chill voter being polite and law-abiding is not usually newsworthy. People are expected to obey laws and behave according to social norms.

I love her haircut.

Mike Fleiss calling someone else a hack is hilarious. He doesn’t have a lot of self-awareness.

Really? Is it a toss up between excited and thrilled?

Gross.

That’s the best attitude to have about dancing. Who cares what other people think? It’s about having fun.

Your grandma’s bed wore it better (I can just tell).

Probably would have caused indigestion too.

Unfortunate underarm wrinkles.

gross

Ooh. I thought that sounded cool until I saw the pic. Red lipstick? That’s only for tarts.

lol, if she hasn’t learned after all that...

Maybe she was admiring your Goody hair accessories and the fact that you have no fecks to give. Bible-thumping seems so exhausting, and there’s probably a lot of pressure to seem like you give a feck about stuff whether or not you do. That said, I endorse the topless exercise plan.

“She should never be embarrassed of her scars, but she shouldn’t be flaunting them.”

She looks so beautiful and serene. Recording with a sense of freedom must bring her such joy.

Oh! Hey, I’m pretty sure I’m a harlot too. The wanton kind, even.

You mean Ted Cruz?

Finally, the drunk-driving sister gets some attention from Turkey.

Yeppp. I was never going to smoke pot having grown up with pothead parents. I can’t be around pot smoke anyway because it gives me asthma attacks, and sometimes migraines, but even if the smoke didn’t cause an immediate health impact, I’d never smoke pot myself or date someone who did. I hate the smell, I don’t want…

I loved my stainless steel Contiglo until the tab of the lid fell off, for no apparent reason. There’s a lifetime guarantee, but Contiglo didn’t respond to my “claim form” for a new lid, even though I included pictures of the broken lid and tab.

I loved my stainless steel Contiglo until the tab of the lid fell off, for no apparent reason. There’s a lifetime…