You are the king of sarcasm, you make it seem as clear as water.

It might be because you call yourself "simmers"? I play TF2 but I don't call myself mad hatter, or SSB and call me Smasher, or mario karter, that's retarded.

How this isn't news?

I wish I was as innocent as you are.

Bewbs~

Well yeah, it's the 20th anniversary. You'll see a lot of forrest around.

You are "hype"? Ha.

No, "fans" bitch about the game, but I don't recall them destroying the franchise, it was Samus's constant need of a man's permission but that was Nintendo's call.

Destroy? I don't recall them destroying anything.

She also trained Zelda in the secret arts of throwing a smoke ball and disappearing...just that.

You'd be surprised, there are different sites made exclusively to rack up the prices, people that spend all their day trying to make a few cents to spend it on hats and games they'll never play because they are too busy flashing their unusuals on TF2(Maybe DOTA2 too, who knows, I've never played that game).

If it weren't for the kids exploiting the Coal system we would still be getting games while crafting crap, but no, you have to buy your Unusual hats with games you got for free.

The Binding of Isaac is good too and Cave Story is one of my favorites.

I mainly played PC games in the 90's, but only high budget games due to the lack of internet where I lived, it was hard enough to get a mainstream game.

Well that makes a lot of sense, I never thought about that since I'm not too keen on talking about videogames and all.

HEY! Some indie games are pretty cool, just some, but the way the Indie market exploded is bullshit, now I don't feel safe to buy any Indie game without feeling that I'll be ripped off.

Use adblock, problem solved, and securing your copy? What difference does it make playing it the first day or 10 years later?

And they took all the boring parts away and added monsters and cool weapons, that Assasin's Creed seems like the best ever.

Prove it.

No, that's Pan.