I'm confused as well, such a weird choice.

Man this game is how I always imagined a great Star Fox game would be, well not exactly like this, this sounds even better.

That's Birdo, with Brian and his weird nose.

Her nose is her mouth? What?

Dunno, it works on the Power Puff Girls, and Diglett too, with its little and only tooth.

Oh! like a leech, I knew there was a reason.

I think I like my idea better, yours sounds scary.

Is her nose like the nose of Birdo? That's weirder.

Somehow, that makes sense.

Why is her mouth always open though?

This is also a promotional for the newest update.

Ha, sure, you know how Nintendo works, wanna believe you are right? Be my guest, I don't really care.

Don't worry, you can see faggotry coming out of every single pixel of that GIF, I guessed before I read your comment, and I have never even watched more than a few seconds of that movie.

Those ARE Nintendo Characters, Sakurai doesn't pick Nintendo characters the same way he picks Third Party Characters.

Stop thinking you know how those huge companies work, you can't just simply "guess", they wouldn't be so successful if they weren't so secretive, you have a very narrow understanding of how a company generally works, what makes you think you understand how a single foreign multi-million dollar company works?

You are right, sadly, for them, those people are completely disconnected from anything happening outside their little world, they refuse to see more, I imagine them as NPCs, and even some NPCs are more aware than them.

Classic Pro's aren't wireless either.

YES, they ARE Classic Pro controllers.

A skateboard works too, but it doesn't look as manly as that plank.

I didn't say in-engine, I said in-game, they said the angle of the camera wasn't what you'd normally see in the game, but that means nothing. Why do you have to over think everything, chill out.