I don’t have to go read it. I just have to wonder why the phrase immediately before “...the right of the people to keep and bear arms, shall not be infringed” is mentioned so rarely. Thank you for bringing it up here.

The Soviets had it right all along

new friend fiction: ed’s lion tattoo can come to life and together they fight magical crimes.

Whoa you didn’t @ him - HE SOUGHT YOU OUT. You’re getting fucking destroyed here Kara.

Kara you really should just give up and go the AJ route. We ALL know you want to. Here, I’ll help you kick it off...

I ship them. Kara + Ed 4evar.

He’s just doing this at this point to get your attention, Kara. I’m starting to get concerned for him - this amount of thirst isn’t healthy.

I’m convinced she likes him.

I’m very confused about this notion of Malia being a fashion icon, because she is wearing denim overall shorts, for godsake, and a too-big denim shirt in that top photo. #crimeagainstfashion

Does “being productive” include dicking around on Deadspin in the middle of the day?

IS THIS SHADE?!!?!?!??!?!??!?!??!??!?!??!?!

NO KARA, COME BACK, IT WAS JUST A JOKE, WE WERE KIDDING!!!

you are a delight to me and a perfect antidote to the snark around here.

they key phrase in freaky friend fiction is fiction, but you actually seem like up to 11 mad so i’m sorry for teasing.

and then he and i will get married and have goofy ginger children and hopefully they get my eyes and height and his talent and i will raise them in england so they have charming accents

KARA YOU ARE WRITING IT YOURSELF YOU ARE DOING THIS FOR ME

Well, let me point out what you said, consciously or not: “Kara’s obsession or her desire”.

It really sucks that people like you exist

Lol. You sound so serious!

Thanks dad.