I don’t have to go read it. I just have to wonder why the phrase immediately before “...the right of the people to keep and bear arms, shall not be infringed” is mentioned so rarely. Thank you for bringing it up here.

The Soviets had it right all along

Ant-Man is on Hawkeye’s shoulder.

Also, it’s fucking infuriating when empty cabs drive right by you because you’re black. So there’s that too.

Put me down for team “Robot made of vibranium with an Infinity Stone in his head who can fly, phase through walls and shoot lasers”

Hey guys, just remember you’re probably not gonna feel like that little kid in the 70s again, cause it was a different time and the first time seeing something like that for a lot of you( like that Jurrasic Park movie).

I’m just waiting for all the “Lucas raped my childhood & now JJ raped my middle ages” posts from everyone with unrealistic expectations from these films.

new friend fiction: ed’s lion tattoo can come to life and together they fight magical crimes.

Whoa you didn’t @ him - HE SOUGHT YOU OUT. You’re getting fucking destroyed here Kara.

Kara you really should just give up and go the AJ route. We ALL know you want to. Here, I’ll help you kick it off...

I ship them. Kara + Ed 4evar.

He’s just doing this at this point to get your attention, Kara. I’m starting to get concerned for him - this amount of thirst isn’t healthy.

I’m convinced she likes him.

I’m very confused about this notion of Malia being a fashion icon, because she is wearing denim overall shorts, for godsake, and a too-big denim shirt in that top photo. #crimeagainstfashion

Does “being productive” include dicking around on Deadspin in the middle of the day?

IS THIS SHADE?!!?!?!??!?!??!?!??!??!?!??!?!

NO KARA, COME BACK, IT WAS JUST A JOKE, WE WERE KIDDING!!!

It really sucks that people like you exist

Lol. You sound so serious!

Thanks dad.