That’s still the first thing that pops into my head when someone mentions any of the Matrix sequels

I still yell those words on occasion whenever someone starts talkin’ fancy.

That and the Jack Black as Spider-Man sketch were things I remember legitimately laughing at and wishing there was a way I could watch again without having to wait for a replay. If Youtube had been around then, i would have watched those a million times.

My favorite Roger Corman story is a simple one. And a fairly recent one.

Roger Corman made a movie in 1954 called The Fast and the Furious. When they settled on that title for the Vin Diesel movie, Corman and Universal worked out a deal; Corman would license the rights to the title to Universal if he was given access…

Pass/fail? I think below 60 is typically an F.

“If you want a picture of the future, imagine an iPad smashing in a human face— forever.”

You know, I was gonna say you’re wrong here, but I think you’re right. Because “unbearable” feels like a potentially worse connotation than “impossible,” the phrase would be clearer if it was “Even a 54 second interview would be unbearable.”

That means 55% of critics agreed with you.

this was quite a journey, but you all made it here pretty admirably and relatively unscathed!

It’s almost impressive that what I’m sure is a massive marketing team all watched that ad and thought, “Yep, no sinister undertones there.”

It’s just so weird. I understand that the ad is supposed to mean “look, we compressed all these things into an iPad” but that’s just not what it actually says at all. It solely reads as: “look, we’re violently destroying at least one thing you have a strong emotional connection to; now give us a thousand dollars.”…

Ok so here’s my pitch: It’s modernish times and everyone has accepted that Jason is an unstoppable force of nature. Crystal Lake is a national park and only like four people die there a year. Most cause they were taking ill advised selfies as Jason lumbered up behind them.

It’s just regular old PEMDAS: Paramount+, Exponents, Max, Disney+, Apple TV+, and Subtraction

Let me know when they get to the Planet of the Cows:

Aa-oooo!

Two of my college buddies studied abroad at BADA while Spacey was at the Old Vic. They didn't personally suffer an incident, but it was in no way a secret.

Man, Kevin Spacey seems to look more and more like a thumb every day. 

I’m waiting to find out that The Blind Side and The Replacements exist in the same cinematic universe. I’d certainly watch THAT.

it’s surprising Levin isn’t better-known

If you play the theme music backwards you can clearly hear a sheriff saying “I buried Paul.”