Or the Emperor who thought Mozart used too many notes and needed to cut a few.

Man, I can’t believe how long it’s been since JT Walsh died. He died in 1998. He died before Phil Hartman died.

We’re one step closer to a big-budget thriller about urban planning.

Ugh, we lost a legendary “that guy” today. I love and excessively cite Ebert’s rule that any movie with M. Emmet Walsh or Harry Dean Stanton in it is worth seeing off their presence alone, even if brief.

Elon Musk begins posting hardcore porn to Twitter going “I’m owning them so bad right now hahaha”

See when people talk about how there is no longer any common political ground...they’re obviously not taking Sydney Sweeney’s boobs into account.

I’d rather let them think liberals hate them if it means we get more of them.

I think as a liberal, I can speak as an authority on this subject and assure conservatives that I do not, in fact, hate Sydney Sweeney’s boobs. 

Santa comes...

I try to keep the spirit of both with me, all through the year.

Q: What do Christmas and Sydney Sweeney’s boobs have in common?

“Wrote” on them? Sure.

Poe wrote on them?

“Q: What do Christmas and Sydney Sweeney’s boobs have in common?”

And Justin Timberlake is worse than Hitler, somehow. What, you don’t know why? Why, all the cool pop-culture sites are talking about it, and if you don’t know why he’s worse than Hitler- well, I’m not going to bother explaining it to you.

That’s a fair reaction. I will only clarify that I’m not really looking for quipping and lampshading, just a little light to cast the shadows in sharper relief. Sopranos and Breaking Bad, two of my very favorites, were both dark as could be much of the time, but also were extremely funny at times. And it was…

That’s totally fair (Joss Whedon has a lot to answer for on that score), but man, I am hard pressed to think of any show or movie I’ve ever loved that isn’t at least a little bit funny. And few that aren’t at least a little bit colorful (not referring to actual black and white movies, of course, which is a whole…

His nemesis is Zak Harkonnen

I'm not even sure it's the coolest name/state name when Johnny Utah exists.