He’s earned it.

In a better universe the pitch would go:

“I’m here for rum, sodomy, and the lash. And I’m all out of rum.”

Crusty old timer confronting new recruit to the force:

“Sir! Someone has been purloining hogsheads of salt beef!"

Zach Woods would be great in this too. This guy fucks.

I would also have accepted "Renée" as a non-palindromic alternative.

Brett Favre -> Involved in giant welfare scam

Because he seems like a genuinely nice guy who almost died saving his nephew, I will resist the temptation to comment on his music.

I’ve seen greenlit used in the production sense as well and it’s the word used by Martin in his blog. Maybe consider saving your complaints for more deserving targets?

Minor pet peeve, but these Planet of the Apes movies might as well just all have the same title. There’s nothing that distinguishes the series chronologically. (E.g., the “Dawn of” entry isn’t the first one?) At least have the common decency to add a “Part VII: Conflict for Planet of the Apes,” to your movies, otherwis…

Alive’s a great movie but the inconsistent accents were weird.  Ethan Hawke didn’t even bother.

Has Alive been renamed??

“...whose grinning countenance was once almost totally synonymous with the world of manufactured TV love...”

Unavailable. Can I interest you in a gently used Isla Fisher?

“He is not become death, the destroyer of worlds, he's a very naughty boy!"

Back in England, ‘Oppenheimer’ is considered a sublime comedy.

THREE BOOBS (sure, it’s been done, but so has literally everything else in this film)

What a load of shit. Hunter Biden nonsense doesn’t move the needle. Only Kool Aid drinking cultists give two fucks. If it was an issue, it would have been a bigger one in 2020

One of my favorites from the past few years: