They worked for decades to make people dumber, angrier, and easier to manipulate. Then along comes Donny and says “thank you very much, I’ll take that mob, make it even dumber and angrier, and ride it to power.” It has completely fucked them (and the country) up for a long time to come.  Now they are in so deep they…

Hot take: I’ve always hated the “No, you move” speech. (here’s the speech for reference)

How conservatives imagine college instructors: “Hi class, today we’re going to be discussing how capitalism is the root of all evil and the US should pay every Black person $1 million per year in reparations. And all cops should be shot in the streets.”

“I mean, it’s one child, Michael. How much could it cost, $10?”

“There is more of chow mein than of grave about you Jacob Marley!”

former ESPN and MSNBC anchor Keith Olbermann has been spilling the tea about when the both of them used to date, telling all about her drunkenness, petty, arbitrary heckling tactics, and her pre-Fox News connections to the conservative media sphere.

Douchebag rollcall!

If you’re wondering how they eat and breathe

In the not-too-distant bleak future,
Next season A.D.
There was a TV network,
By the name of ABC,

So the problem is... it’s a movie about an incident where several people got shot, and because of the incident on the set of Rust, Baldwin should never ever be in another movie with guns in it?

Palin is the dollar store version of Palin. Boebert is the truck-stop-barnacle stand selling MAGA garbage made overseas

Perfect image for this article. Sam looks hella AI generated. 

I remind people who don’t think this writer strike is that bad that the last one is how we got Transformers 2.  

Hobbits have grown rather shy of the Big Folk, or Biggers, as they call us...

Bilbo: “Bless me, I am getting too old for this sort of shit!”

Speaking of, isn’t she also now a nutty Fox contributor?

The problem is the more grounded shit from the early seasons seems like shit that is actually happening now.  I guess that was sorta of the point but I got “Biden fucks a farm animal to stop a terrorist attack” on my 2024 bingo card for a reason

As long as she gets them out. 

I’m just waiting for her to do a tragic 69 story set in present day.

I....think it moved....