Vitesse Arnhem should probably be favorites for next season’s Champion’s League after this coup.

I hope for Christian’s sake, Sarri can get him back on track. Because the Chelsea fan base is going to throw that transfer fee at him until he does. 

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“Drew’s parents—your son has touched us all.”

Holy shit, if you can’t trust football coaches & Catholic priests these days who can you trust?

Shit. Get better and don’t let BIG HOSPITAL beat you! We miss you.

But isn’t the biggest problem that Locksley continues to hide in Sherwood Forest with his band of merry men and refuses to surrender to the authorities?

that’s Ovinton J’Anthony Mayo to you sir 

Pissing on a toilet seat happens, but not cleaning up your own mess is the real issue. Toilet paper is right there and you know you made the mess, nobody else has to know it even happened. 

I want to punch the adams apples of every guy who walks into the bathroom and hocks the biggest, loudest loogie he can into the urinal.  Farts happen.  Loogies are purposely generated for no reason.

But I guess when you stop playing they forget how you lead

Her brother, Roger Ebert, is rolling in his grave

AKA a timeless classic

Jesus christ, you sucked that dick dry. Bill Simmons doesn’t fellate Boston this hard.

Now they can join the other 11 D League teams already there.

She was never, ever, ever, ever, EVER by any metric or any definition ever punk. Ever. Nevr. Nope. Nope. Nope. She was a bratty little kid from the fucking sticks with major eyeliner and serious penchant for posing. She was and remains a Poser. Not Punk. Don’t besmirch Punk.

Still not as big of an asshole as the guys in the “musical” group Stomp.  Fuck them.

I find myself thinking very dark things about all the adults involved in this shit, but I guess I reserve a little clemency for parents whose kids face a year of mandatory exploitation in their chosen field so that a bunch of gross fuckers can get rich.

Technically the NHL hasn’t allowed anyone to Whale since 1997.

I share the house with  a human who is a Cleveland fan (not on the bandwagon: born there and born into it). He smiled when he woke up and read this. He hates the Cubs almost as much as any Cardinals fan can hate them. Good riddance to Joe Maddon for the season.