Re: Chuck Pagano, from a reddit thread.

That lion and sheep quote that gets thrown around is corny and lame. Anybody who uses it is letting us know that not only do they indeed truly care, but they are terrible at talking shit as well.

I dunno boys, I’d be pretty danged upset if Lorenzo Lamas talked shit about the way I played.

Calvin, is that you?

Yep. Runners on base but all he would have had to do is signal for time and look at the ump. Tigers have been moaning about the umpires a lot lately. It’s hard to believe Ausmus still has a job there. 

“That might raise some eyebrows,” Indians play-by-play man Matt Underwood said after Walcott went down.

Reading their totally believable and sincere denials I think we can all agree: they did it on purpose, and Farmer was instructed to do it from the dugout.

Sorry man. One day the Yankees’ ship will come in.

They’ll blow it in the ninth.

Huh... maybe Kyrie really was the problem with Cleveland.

The mouth said “run it up their donkey”, but the eyes say “go outside and cut your own switch”

Defending Alexi Lalas in blog comments is literally the worst use of your time.

Give Kelly credit. It’s been almost seven years since any Notre Dame students have needlessly died under his watch.

To be fair, Lalas quit playing on a middling European side for a big MLS payday before it was cool.

Perfect example of the correct message being delivered by the wrong person.

“She started it!”
- Dino Spumoni, age 4

It’s not physically possible, and yet 65% still manage to do it.

Jesus Christ. What percentage of Americans do you think would have sexual intercourse with an American flag if it were physically possible? 65%?

Very truly yours,

Is it possible the douche with the mic intentionally called the obvious girl a boy because he wanted to insult a kid wearing a hippie-dippy tie-dye t-shirt?