“No I’m not high or drunk I just want to play more football.”

It fell apart because Dan Gilbert is a crap owner who fell into one of the luckiest draft lottery streaks of all time.

HE NEVER WOULD HAVE LEFT JORDAN

At last he will be free to track down the real killer.

Except Bernie got fucked over by his own party.

Not pictured: Jason Whitlock masturbating furiously off-camera

I’m more informed than the fucking “the message is being worked on” Democrats.

I saw the platform - Hillary took on most these positions slowly and reluctantly as she felt more and more threatened during the primary. I never believed for a minute she would work for real change on any of these issues after her coronation - they ran counter to her actual behavior and words over the last 20-30…

Before I even read any of the comments.

Unsourced? Other than the NY Times article that this story links to you mean?

Yeah, that argument smells like shit to me.

So maybe, and hear me out, maybe we just hold a primary where people who might consider running won’t view it as a waste of time because the party has anointed a savior. Maybe, just maybe, we wind up with the kind of participation we had in 2004 and someone like a John Kerry with less baggage emerges from the crowd.

Honestly, why not the Greens? Your line of thinking is exactly why shit is never gonna change. If the Dems felt the heat of the Greens (or any other progressive party) having a chance of upstaging them then they would start to actually reach out to the people. The two party system is a sham and every election is a…

As someone who has been dragged to a few of these things, I wouldn’t have a problem with it if it substituted the baby shower... but no, it’s just another fucking party where I have to bring a gift. So now you have the gender reveal gift (which doesn’t actually reveal a gender, only a sex), a baby-shower gift, and…

I thought the gender reveal party didn’t happen until at least second base, maybe even third.

He didn’t need to shoulder check the guy, if you think it’s entitlement to expect cops not to escalate and injure people then no wonder you can’t wrap your head around it. Understanding something actually takes brain cells. Arrest the guy at the bottom of the hill, don’t fucking try to kill him. When two dickheads…

You know, as someone who hated the Lakers for years pretty much just because of Kobe, I was a bit sad when the Mamba retired, because...who was left to hate? Just a bunch of kids breaking into the league. Sure, D’Angelo Russell had the thing with the video, but hate-worthy? Nah. But now, with Lonzo & Lavar in town, I…

How many of you can hit 61 on the gun today?

I’m really bored at work

If you’re putting your face into the water, why not just open your eyes underwater? You’ll still be able to see well enough and then you can just go ahead and swim down and get it.