Fucking Wondo man. USSF in a nutshell.

Despite tonight’s disappointment, it’ll be exciting to learn the identity of the man who will inevitably name Chris Wondolowski to a World Cup qualifying squad in 2021!

Holy shit Bruce Arena. In the year 2017, Chris Wondolowski, Benny Feilhaber and Daxxx McCarty are on the USMNT. Only thing missing is a Ricardo Clark swan song.

I was thinking, and maybe I’m not looking in the right places, but I’ve seen remarkably little criticism of Pop considering how many times he’s spouted off like this. Sure makes you wonder...

You could say Koeman really spiced things up when he brought on Niasse.

I was merely making an assumption based on your experience and robust knowledge of the game.

Sure thing Deadspin commenter/professional baseball player!

You seem upset. Safe to assume you’ve taken a 90 mph fastball full frontal to the collarbone area (definitely not as well protected as the chest)?

I actually haven’t been to a zoo in years smh

I have a number of friends who are Tigers and they’ve been wondering the same thing for the last couple years. Awful game manager and constantly complaining about anything.

Yea, suppose it could’ve just been the catcher going rogue (although Ausmus seems like the type of shitty manager to call something like that) but either way it’s an incredibly pathetic thing to do.

Catcher didn’t even bother giving him a look. Seems fairly obvious? Would be interested to see what sign he gave the pitcher.

What’s with it is that ranch dressing is fucking delicious and goes well with everything!

Very truly yours,

I expect little from the old guys like Bradley and (especially) Gonzalez at this point. The most perplexing for me though is watching Nagbe. He looked like he wanted absolutely nothing to do with that game.

It’s piss yellow, not gold.

Being poor vs. being up to your neck in a catastrophic flood is quite the false equivalence. Beyond that, there are people in need of help and rescue and resources are being diverted for this bullshit. Fuck the bananas on aisle 3.

A REAL MAN wouldn’t have stopped at the nipple.

Exactly. Dan Gilbert is an absolute fuckstick and deserves all things bad. I don’t even get as mad when the Cavs lose knowing that it means he loses too.