dinningwithporthos
Dining With Porthos
dinningwithporthos

and not just soap, $50 dollar soap. what the actual fuck? because a dollar bottle of rubbing alcohol and some water won’t do exactly the same thing??

and not just soap, $50 dollar soap. what the actual fuck? because a dollar bottle of rubbing alcohol and some water

Are you kidding?! Fifty bucks to sanitize your phone?!

Are you kidding?! Fifty bucks to sanitize your phone?!

nobody is buying soap for their cell phone.

nobody is buying soap for their cell phone.

Assuming they leaked the details (AD’s team has been pretty damn leaky of late), that’s still not that out of the ordinary. Details get leaked constantly. And there’s almost always some rumor when a premier talent is being discussed.

Everyone you’ve ever spent any time with; their poop has been in your mouth! Everyone is eating everyone else’s poop and there’s no escaping it! *peed and farded and shidded*

Everyone you’ve ever spent any time with; their poop has been in your mouth! Everyone is eating everyone else’s poop

It’s worse than that! The very substance of everything we eat has been pooped out of a butthole somewhere many many times over since the dawn of time. So all of our food is poop! WE ARE POOP! *runs around in circles screaming*

It’s worse than that! The very substance of everything we eat has been pooped out of a butthole somewhere many many

Stop promoting antibacterial hysteria. It’s stupid and dangerous. Remember those 0.1% of microbes not killed by this dumb thing? Those were the hardiest ones, and they’re the ones that will go on to multiply from here on out. Genius move, stupid!

Stop promoting antibacterial hysteria. It’s stupid and dangerous. Remember those 0.1% of microbes not killed by this

Well no wonder they ran a story yesterday about how dirty are cell phones are. 

Well no wonder they ran a story yesterday about how dirty are cell phones are. 

I have several questions:

I really hate to be the one to tell you this but...everything is covered in poop. Everything. Every surface you touch in a day.

I really hate to be the one to tell you this but...everything is covered in poop. Everything. Every surface you

>it’s home to 18 times more bacteria than a public restroom

>it’s home to 18 times more bacteria than a public restroom

Mystery! Who is the soft ass pud?”

I’m glad you at least admitted it’s not tampering.

Yes, and who better to teach Cole lessons about cheap shots being unacceptable than Tom Wilson. 

Yeah, I don’t entirely get giving out a second fighting major to Cole if you’re giving someone like Wilson here an instigator. What is Cole supposed to do?

And when the LA Galaxy beat the New England Revolution, the revenge on Boston for the last four months will be utterly devastating.

I really can’t watch him anymore.  Melo Tony just makes me fall asleep.

What does being young or old have to do with seeing that something is no longer a thing? Your comment only works if he said it was never a thing.

Yes. That’s the point. It’s no longer a rivalry.

Lakers-Celtics is no longer a thing. And it won’t be for a long, long time. I’ll give a ceremonious hat tip to the fans of both teams, but your time has passed you by. And I love it.