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Dining With Porthos
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He really tries to be better at Lebron at everything, especially when it comes to being a huge diva.

That’s fine, theres an army of Devin Kurants on twitter to defend him

He’s gonna looooooove the media in New York then.

ESPN is also salty. They have 50 new graphics and 40 hours of Anthony Davis is Coming to Hollywood content in the can. This really throws a wrench in all of that. Brian Windhorst had interviews booked, damn it. 

Anyone that’s followed Harrison Barnes’ career, and the way he’s handled himself would realize that if he was allowed to, he probably still would have finished the game and played to try and win. The whole concept of him being “humiliated” is a joke. His agent himself said that Barnes knew something would come

Part of “it’s a business” is acknowledging that teams are incentivized to get the best value possible from any player demanding to be traded.

Hold on, Kevin. This is a bad look, but you keep creating these burner accounts and joined a 73 win team after choking a 3-1 lead in the WCF.

Jeebus, does that guy think he’s the fucking commissioner, too? LeBron‘s delusion is Trumpian.

Lebron James is just so damned annoying...greatness aside..he should be villified and questioned harder than Durant.

LeBron needs to chill the fuck out. Donald Trump whines less about his wall than LeBron does about being gift wrapped a top 10 player for scrap. The Pelicans don’t “owe” you or Anthony Davis shit. AD is free to threaten to go there as a FA all he wants, but now he's having a temper tantrum because teams aren't falling

while a whole lot of fans Deadspin writers just want the Pelicans to make the damn trade so we can watch one of the league’s best players play meaningful basketball

Lebron really has made a hash of the league through his tampering. Almost makes sense why there’s a rule against it. 

Lebron is a clown. He’s just butt hurt that the Pelicans won’t give him Anthony Davis.

So a reporter asks another reporter - both of them working at the same sports tabloid company - if something tabloid-worthy happened and the answer was an unsubstantiated “yes, you’re not going to believe this, but it’s true!!!” and then a tabblog comes in and says, “wow must be true if two reporters talked about

One could argue that attempting to deal with the Pelicans/Hornets has been the most damaging thing to the Lakers in the past decade,  between this and Chris Paul. 

They will get 0% of the zero top flight free agents they already weren’t getting. How will they recover?

Answer: Every fucking 17 year old with even the loosest grasp on how social media works. This is some top notch trolling.

Playing my tiny violin for LeBron/Klutch.

Yea, sure. I mean Rich Paul fucked this up right? Why would the Pelicans deal him now when they know they can get a better offer from Boston in the summer? It never made sense for the Pelicans to deal him at the deadline and Rich Paul and the Lakers tried to force their hand

Born and raised Laker fan here and while this bums me out a bit I can’t help but to be impressed.