My great-grandmother ended up with my great-grandfather in a pretty effed up way.

Just know that you have named my autobiography. “Catching Dick Left and Right: The LolaCat5 Story” will sell ALL the copies because of you.

According to the linked article, there were only about six kids in the group. I cannot even FATHOM how she “suggested one was not” a virgin. Did she, like, point to one of them and go “this slut right here is CLEARLY catching dick left and right, but what about the rest of you?”

Yeah, I’d like to hear how a free-market capitalist can reconcile forcing a company to manufacture goods in the US. Assuming it were within the government’s power to do so, wouldn’t it require a whole bunch of those spooky regulations and government meddling you hear so much about?

Anne Hathaway: “Not sure why you’re all hating on JLaw. Remember me? I’m waaaaaaay more annoying.”

Well our police, judges, and prosecutors are certainly guilty...

I have to say, I love the locked-in salary and part-time status.

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John Burt is the kind of guy who thinks the ladies should be lucky he’s paying attention to them. He’s also the co-worker that everyone groans inwardly when he speaks up at staff meetings.

It’s really more of a volunteer role in New Hampshire than profession

He seems like the kind of guy who would sit behind you in class and surreptitiously sniff your hair.

Cool response.

Me neither. I watched the earlier seasons, when they tried to get a decent relatable mix of normal and crazy and obvious famewhoring & plastic surgery was at a minimum. Now everyone on the show looks & acts like a Kardashian/Jenner. Pathetic.

I didn’t know this was still on

Maybe the drug he gave her wasn’t morphine.

Well, I’ve done vast quantities of heroin and can attest to the incapacitative qualities of injectable opiates! Woo doggy! I might as well have been a box of kleenex.

Women will complain about anything these days. It’s like, if you don’t want to have your face ejaculated on, don’t injure your shoulder...seems pretty simple to me.

Well, I think I’ve been convinced to never go blonde.

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