Look who brought pudding!

You know who didn't spend Thanksgiving with Terry Richardson? Gwyneth Freaking Paltrow. I award this round to Goop.

Some woman (allegedly) thinking that a performance piece was license to sexually violate someone is further proof that we are in desperate need of public education on consent.

Guys, we've been over this. There's literally no reason for anyone to make up a rape. why do you feel the need to advertise that you don't believe him? He's not even saying a name- the rapist is just "a woman", one whose face he probably never saw, one whom he could never claim to identify.

No, MRAs say that because they're afraid of women.

misandry alert

Like this is news. I'm going to die alone and be eaten by raccoons but I still know what I'd like for my wedding that will never happen. I don't even know why I think about it every so often.

Yeah, can’t I just get to my destination without someone trying to fill my life with joy?

The pamphlets they give me for kids' clothes at the stores I go buy my kids clothes have girls in more sexualized/"adult" poses than she is in, so that is probably why I am not too shocked by her. I've become desensitized by seeing shit like this:

I'm possibly an overly grumpy traveler (I'm definitely overly grumpy today, anyway) but no amount of talent would make me happy that person was singing on an airplane.

Yes and no... kid actors are up on screen doing something that not every kid can do - memorize lines, be convincing, have sass, be sympathetic, whatever their angle is. You're (ostensibly) supposed to be impressed by their talent.

I believe Emma Watson had one going as well. Ugh.

I didn't get what the big deal was until I watched the video. Topless photos and photos of her in just a shirt and underwear? Not cool for a 9 year old.

Alright! Give it up for Garth Brooks!

"Civil unrest" seems like a fairly supportive way of describing the protests.

What? No. Coffee ice cream with booze is one of the finest things. Doesn't seem colada related though. That is confusing me.

Awesome! I can finally make my drink called "the racist lynch mob" and just say that I'm a huge fan of classic cinema. Totally cool, amirite?