Cool story, bro. Does she complain about people who can’t spell Margaret?

There’s got to be a better way than to blow it to smithereens - lionfish ceviche is one of the most delicious things I’ve ever eaten.

Well, it’s still not nearly as bad of a story as this one.

Oh, cool. So what you’re saying is that they’ll play every game of their 34 game season at home. That’s quite the advantage they’ll have.

Oh, cool. So what you’re saying is that they’re going to sell a million tickets a year. You’re quite the optimist.