he looks a little inbred

Parents banned working until after college

I like Zerohedge

Y’all think you’re blowing my mind with small town cred but I have lived in rural Oklahoma in an actual small town where “the store” I.e. Walmart was “in town” over an hour away

Nah. They have thrift stores and hand-me-downs and garage sales in rural areas

Can’t say I’m surprised. I have yet to find any brand/line of clothing that doesn’t appall me on some level be it price/quality/factory conditions

“It’s not always easy being a second wife,”

God bless Texas

how did I miss this????? My husband and I drink stacks of Bota Boxes. STACKS! We like the Malbec.

this made me lol so thank you

she looks so beautiful even whilst bewildered/pissed

Katie Holmes in Disturbing Behavior my little grunge princess

good luck buddy

Agreed with this. It is naive to pretend it is safe

I was just in Mexico City and I got a bitchin’ UTI and you can bet the whole time I was thinking my kingdom to be transported back home!!!

I went to Iraq as a tourist in 2008. It was okay. I got arrested sorta by the police and they were like which paper do you work for and I was a 23 year old dumbass and I said I was just on vacay and then the police bought me tea

So true! Education is a field where you’re just never going to make a lot of money. You could be in the top 1% and just still not making any serious money!  I’m an adjunct now (which is a whole ‘nother bullshit job) teaching others to be teachers. I don’t know if I should scream at them to get out while they still…

I can’t do it! But in education there is slim-to-no negotiating salary. The salary schedule dictates your salary

I like coke* commercials because they are full of beautiful happy thin people who would never drink that shit

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