I’m a recovering teacher and it’s such a completely draining job. I’m not going to dump on teachers and I would welcome anyone who does to spend a year working as a teacher*

So many tepid males out there! Learning to not even waste my time trying to convince anyone to want to be with me was the most painful yet most important lesson

Worst “holiday” ever and it should be ignored. I’m glad it’s not a big deal around here. I always forget it’s a thing. San Antonio’s kinda fun because they dye the river green but that’s also sort of horrible if you think about it too much

those herpes jokes are fucked up.

it’s funny because now he doesn’t look terribly freakish he looks like an average Bachelorette contestant

make sure your you’re’s are immaculate when you call people idiots

I went to work but I really half-assed it. Gave the midterm put in the grades and peaced out 2 hours early. I also wore red and didn’t spend any money

do you work for IDB? my husband used to work there

I’d read the kale taco one

I went to the Beijing Friends cafe and it was magical! this looks equally delightful

is your comment intended to make Jezebel less awful?

but what about Shanghaiist which was the only one I ever read

Greta is a dope name

I support you and your efforts

delightful

y’all are IGNORING my brilliant story suggestions such as http://www.wsj.com/podcasts/tween-girls-are-cookin-up-some-slime-for-sale/F095BD7E-3250-4891-AE54-FE03B257EA3E.html

how about a 100% cut re: TSA

congrats on your teen pregnancy Lucky

what a squandered opportunity to allude to Lil Mama

More income generally means longer hours, so in a sense yes. In your view an egalitarian marriage (or a non suck-ass relationship) would require equal contribution to the budget and equal amount of housework? How do you manage that?