I feel fortunate to have had (almost) entirely good sexual partners

completely untrue in my experience

I’m in Texas and it is beautiful I already went to the pool I just meant I was No Contact with my mom

omg I am loling this is the best part of this post

Dude yes

Good for you! I’m glad you’re getting a more manageable load

I got no problem with the van, with some tweaking it could be re-worked it into a Save-the-Wetlands-Mobile

and that some women will be unable to go to baby showers for the rest of their lives

Yes I’ve been there full-lizard

John Wayne ain’t got nothing on my fringe game hell no

SO EXCITED I’M QUIVERING

You’re not super-pumped about Uber?

My guess is the prefrontal cortex is mushy before 25

Thank you I have been feeling many emotions about this!

This is my favorite feature

Agreed. I tapped out in season 2

how about a Nasty Gal update?

I eagerly await her next project so I can continue coveting her hair and Mrs. Coachism

My mother surely has evolved tremendously.

Does Karl Lagerfeld own a mirror