You have the karaoke version of “Thunder Rolls” on the list FYI

you want to ruin a Miranda/Reba/Garth sesh with some Aerosmith you can knock yourself out I just don’t see the point

lmao I was like oh my god lookin’ better than a body has a right to and I almost freaked out until I remember that body is waltzing through the door and frankly far too perky to be a corpse

explain/elaborate

yes but

Ahhhhhh I love this, thank you for this bounty

congrats!

She’s too good for a bunch of underemployed “personal trainers”

beats the hell out of me

I wish more people would write these authentic obituaries

Really cute, nice job!

BREAK THE SLATE OVER HIS HEAD

Bobby why do you do this to yourself? It was 90something in HTX today

That’s exactly what these geniuses think. It’s so silly.

“couldn’t happen” or “probably wouldn’t have happened”?

I like how hard the one in the middle is trying to look sexy

NO. I am a product of product schools and taught in public schools and my conclusion is if I ever have children there is no way in hell they will ever attend public schools

are you kidding? I live in a low cost of living city and I think that’s a dirt cheap brunch

I was entertained!

rofl I am a conspiracy nutso and your comment delighted and terrified me