I'm glad Hester pulled off a rushing TD, and I'm curious if he can do the same against an NFL team later this season.

Different analysts on the Rice situation:

Are you seeing small creatures shaped like toilet plungers? Is there a stripper named Montana in a cage with you?

Welcome to Kinja, Mr. Goodell.

"Do you think if Tim Tebow was there, he could have stopped you from brutally assaulting your fiance?" - Skip Bayless

I'm sure Oakland is dialing right now.

There you go, Fox. The message is to watch out for cameras. Not, y'know, that you shouldn't beat the shit out of your partner.

That loud sound you hear isn't the sound of applause for this move , it's the sound of the Ravens' collective hamstrings snapping from all that backpedaling.

I am going to ban you if you do this again.

The New York Post also announced they will not use the term "Redskins," except when describing the Washington Football team, criminals, or various classes of minorities.

In related news, the New York Post will no longer be using the term 'reporting.'

He's got a point. If you look out on the hockey rink, all you see is white.

I don't understand when other Steelers fans talk shit about the Browns; I kinda feel bad for them. Same with the Bengals. Fuck the Ravens.

Back in 1997, my dad and I were driving up to Syracuse to visit the campus during the NFL draft. As we were driving through Erie, we were flipping channels and found the draft on a Cleveland station, hosted by the local Browns announcers. Keep in mind that, at the time, Cleveland didn't have a team, but these poor…

Team Cat Headquarters here,

A good point, though it should come as no shock that a socialist publication is unwilling to contemplate the notion that things may not be going so well for labor because labor might suck at selecting leadership (On a tangential note, how often do you get to call a publication "socialist" and actually be right?). …

Thanks Tracie, I'm really looking forward to seeing that later today!

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