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And once again, the internet has confused you.

No. They use their billing department.

Meh...if you think that someone getting killed by a sledgehammer is "violent," then you are definitely not living the badass life drdude is living. He can tell you what real violence is, and it definitely isn't any of your pansy-ass "being struck by a moving vehicle, dragged underneath a tire, and thrown out the…

"Did Hillary Clinton really just ask The Atlantic whether she and one-time "CIA Director" David Petraeus should have been the Global Ambassadors in charge of arming rebels in Syria? Haaa stop the madness."

So now the Dodger pitcher has to bean him? Does he do it from the dugout at Puig's next at-bat or does he fling one at Puig from the pitcher's mound when they take the field?

While Jezebel commenters fan themselves, we can do worse in the shock-gore department.

Except that it is her profession and she is not ashamed of it at all. Why should we instill that shame on her by saying "Oh we won't mention what you do for a living." If she were a doctor, lawyer, etc. would you say something like that? Do you recognize that telling people they should omit that is basically an…

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Renaming the franchise to something that isn't overtly offensive to a great many people will absolutely not make the word "more powerful and controversial and arguably dangerous." What it will do is demonstrate that we are adults who live in a civil society who aren't beholden to ludicrous arguments like that and can…

I am pissed on way too many nerdy levels that they didn't name her Artemesia.

Do you think they use lower voltage in pre-season tasing?

So what you're saying is that these properly trained security officers were too eager in their use of a weapon?

a haggle/kabuki dance

One of my favorite things is when Indian people touch clothes in Macys or something and say "I could get this made in India for $4." I've found that I say it too ;p

You can go to jail for two years for it, but they can't fine you more than $500? Are those normal time/money proportions? That seems insane.

Well, Golic was carrying some serious water for him on Mike & Coach this morning. He implied that Dan Snyder had met with all the Native Americans (in the country, presumably), and they were all cool with the team name.

If you're open to dating to someone, does that mean you're open to someone exposing themselves to you randomly on the street? Men don't just send these when they've made contact with the woman and they're flirting, they randomly send them into the ether to anyone going around being female online. Some women don't…

They do if you paid for an early access game that hasn't been finished.