Holy shit, I haven't seen anything from ZODIAC MOTHERFUCKER for years. I guess being a Lions fan will do that.

Nope, and the colored lines on a white surface make it pretty easy to tell. Compared to other sports I've played, hockey has been the easiest for me to tell where I am.

Seriously, this is a great question. Does anyone know if these things work? Can it be used on people's floopy sexy bits?

In other news, water is still wet and Bill still doesn't understand tides (hint: moon is involved, somehow).

I had a theory (just a theory, I have no inside info or anything) on this in an another thread, so please forgive me if I repeat myself, but there were a couple other factors here:

Our fans play 'The NFL is ALWAYS against us" card, even though a) we've won more Super Bowls in this century than the rest of our division (2000-2013),

Me too, I can't really muster up an excitement for those games. If the Steelers lose, it just means fuck it all. The other team has to win more than twice out of 20 for it to be a rivalry. I was looking forward to JFF getting murdered in week one, but y'know, Hoyer.

That has got to be the most Cleveland-thing I have ever read.

Context of the time does matter, and if it's patronizing or seems sexist, the blame lies with the candidate who was running on her ability to "be a mom." Consider two things:

Perhaps, but I do remember when they asked Romney his favorite book...

I've heard it used a couple times. One by Germans who tend to add "er" to the names of countries to desrcribe thier citizens (Amerikaner, Japaner, etc) and a friend of mine from India used it but there might have been some historical pejorative connotations in that.

In fairness "Dinky Doo" is the name of the daughter of one "Ditzy Doo" within the Bronyverse's conception of My Little Pony's background character relationship hierarchy.

I'm torn. On the one hand this seems like extortion/blackmail. On the other it's actually pretty funny and I'm surprised they lowball it like that (perhaps they do fear lawsuits and think no one will ccomplain about $20). Either way, I giggled.

That is very, very true about the labor having terrible leadership, and you make a great point about accumulating a warchest.

I see what you're saying here, it's the critiques that get me. I find it really, really hard to believe that they'd be okay with "rating" the aesthetics of vaginas, real or cartoon. The images themselves aren't a problem (they are fun), but something seems kind of off about essentially having a "rate this dick"…

A little disappointed, I thought this would be a video of Sidney Crosby, Evgeni Malkin, and Marc Andre Fleury.

But...but....STAR ANUS is funny! Right? C'mon guys, right?

That...is brilliant. +1

Cool, I'll bring the funio-...wait, what king of ER are people being actively killed in? I always assumed people died from injuries or conditions that brought them there, not that the hospital staff was euthanizing them. Do they use a sledgehammer?

You're right, why just the other day I said to myself, "Y'know, I should probably watch more people die. It'll give me GRIT."