Yeah what's up like that, like people are somehow expected to feel something watching another human being get violently killed.

More and more you are seeing parents-kids who feel they deserved more playing time crying mistreatment, very big in HS now and is making it's way to the NCAA.

So what I get from this is that despite ESPN making a lot of hay out their "embrace-debate" format, they fear PR backlash so much that'll muzzle their workforce for doing their jobs. What a strange place to work.

Well he is and he isn't. If he's a responsible adult he should educate himself on all methods of birth control/STD prevention and their efficacy. Of course he won't be using this on himself, but it's essential information if any partner wants to use this as her primary. Keep wrapping the rascal for now.

Oh my god, I had no idea there was such a problem. You must have had people working tirelessly to eradicate the images. I appreciate what you've done and hope Gawker Media does right by you and the rest of it's employees. Burner accounts should not be allowed to post anything other than text.

Shares on social media? That's perfect, now all the world will know that I can't even work up the energy to successfully masturbate at a healthy level.

Why could they not follow the theme and name her Artemisia? Also I doubt even furries thought those turtle boobs (toobs?) were a good idea.

+1, that made me laugh way more than it should have.

Thank you for answering that first letter. I have the exact same back story (sadly common), and I don't want to date either. It's left me with wondering if something is wrong with me or if I am somehow broken because I don't feel it's important to me anymore. But I don't feel bitter, I enjoy meeting new people, and I…

Wow, lots of Cowheard apologists in the house. None of them apparently took the time to read the whole thing or link to the context. His Wall schtick has been toeing the line for quite a while.

I'm just opposed to jail time for something like that. Community service or a fine should be all that's levied.

I think we meet somewhere in the middle on this. Although I would be enraged by the fudge dragon on my windshield, I wouldn't advocate anything more than a fine or community service for it. I wouldn't want anyone in jail for something so dumb, no matter how massive, pungent or wet the turd.

Unicorns? Like Twilight Sparkle unicorn or sleazy unicorn that gay men apparently think lives vaginas?

But..but...I always thought King Bowser WAS the main boss! Has my life been a lie?! This changes everything.

Yes! Ritual is the word. The outcome was never in doubt. I've had to haggle before and it was actually a negotiation (in which I probably got hoodwinked). This was more of a check on whether you knew all the steps in the process.

Remember MC Hammer and sinbad pants? They're coming back!

The crazy thing was, they were something like $6 and my girlfriend was all "Aw, hell naw!" and went into a haggle/kabuki dance with the shop owner each time. It was like watching a play because the exact same thing happened each time: extreme lowballing/refusal, expressions of outrage over the price/refusal, walking…

I actually have three pairs of "shorts" like that. I bought them in India for $4 a piece. Even they refer to them as "sinbad pants." But they're cheap and cool (temperature-wise, I still look like a doofus) in the summer. And they didn't cost $147.

I know right? Sounds nuts. Also two years for a body function?

So how is he getting ESPN to do his lifting? I saw him do an interview today and the ESPN heads tried to say how how great OAF is and how much they have done for Native Americans "over the years"; it's been around since March. Then they padded that with allowing Snyder to explain that his philanthropy is in no way a…