Who has time to deal with school shootings when the obvious priority is passing laws to stop bots from scooping up retail goods for resellers? Would your kid even want to survive an active shooter if a grinch bot buys the PS5 they were supposed to get for christmas?

6 is set in a retirement community in Boca, you’re a geriatric gangster pulled out of retirement when your dumbass grandkid fucks up and goes on the run, hiding in your assisted living apartment. 

So much wrong with this entire list. 80s & 90s comedy is slow and low effort? I’ll take that over today’s jokejokejokejokejokejokejokejoke crammed in every two minutes with a “heartwarming lesson” crammed in at the 4/5 mark, ending with more jokejokejokejokejokejokejokejokejokejoke.  putting in 46231235 shitty jokes…

hilarious that gamers are obsessed with squeezing out every FPS and maxing out resolutions, compain about water effects and clouds and little details that have zero effect on gameplay, but can’t notice details on a physical object and think it’s weird that other people care.

Oh no, a game funded in 2018 got pushed back a little bit to 2022? I backed a fucking silicone SPOON in 2016 that they still can’t figure out how to make. Kickstarter isn’t a store, some things get delayed, some things fail completely. People need to harden the fuck up and put more thought into what they back and…

He’s encouraged fans to jump 2-3 stories into the crowd, one broke both legs another was apparently paralyzed. He’s encouraged his fans to rush the stage, break through barriers and berate security for doing their job. He’s gone off on people hired to film his shows for doing their job. There’s clear footage from…

there are a ton of movies and TV shows that will never be added to streaming services or see home release because licensing was split between multiple companies, some have been sold off etc and everything is in limbo because its no longer known who hold the rights, or one side wants too much money or just has no…

The amount of movies and TV shows that are basically lost forever or changed because of music licensing or contracts that never considered future formats like DVDs and streaming is insane, video games are just starting to feel the impact in comparison. generations of pop culture lost because of greed and carelessness.

ok, if this isn’t a movie in the world of Toy Story, and Toy Story doesn’t take place in the future or an advanced timeline that has intergalatic time travel then:

I first saw Donnie Darko as a cam rip that leaked after it first played at some festivals, some friends and I sat on my bed and watched it on my CRT monitor and were completely blown away. I haven’t watched it in years but it’s still super quotable, the director’s cut shouldn’t have been released at all IMO.

it’s weird that the only reason why I heard of this movie was “megan fox is back doing horror!” and she’s in it for five minutes.

the da baby bit, or at least the line quoted here, is accurate though, no? nobody gives a shit if you kill someone, you can make a living off of that, but over the last few years if you offend someone mobs will come after you.

this clown spent thousands on digital pokemon cards from Wish

kanye fans will buy anything, but i don’t know how big a market is for electronics with the yeezy aesthetic, he already had that stem player that was a blob covered in flesh colored rubber. will anyone really want a phone that looks like a jamaican patty?

So you’d be ok with say Chris Pratt playing a hardline hasidic jew walking around saying “oy vey am i verklempt!” because there are a lot of jews working in hollywood? i love it when people gatekeep what can be offensive

I see a lot of crypto bros on twitter shilling and wanting to buy NFTs, some of them lead buy known hacker accounts and admins of dropshipper\”jig” discords, as if that wasn’t a red flag. “get ready for the rarest of pepes! cyber geisha pepe is a 1/300 edition, any cards not bought in the next hour will be burned…

I don’t know how there hasn’t been a proper Avatar fighting game at this point. Blood bending would have to be out or completely nerfed, obviously, but if they could do proper element moves with full interactive environments it would be pretty awesome.

Hey now, an infinite number monkeys sitting at a maya workstation for an infinite amount of time could potentially pump out the exact same sequence. I’m sure it was an accident.

looks more like breakout meets bubble pop than pinball

his comment about not being credited or paid royalties could also mean that sega is just using old recordings that they own. sega saying he was not involved in the development of the new game would be accurate because he didn’t do anything new, but his voice could still be there.