2015. New-to-me ‘98 Civic. It’d been new to six other people, too.

No, it just means he knows how to talk to his parents:

My ex acts like a child, does that count? Norovirus and her stubbornness regarding sitting on a garbage bag meant I had to clean her roommate’s passenger seat at 2AM.

SAPPY CAR STORY

The family’s auto shop runs/ran a bracket drag racing tournament. Ricky Racers all show up in/on any manner of motorized vehicle - turbo Busas, classic Mustangs, and the full range. One stood out, if only because it was so plain: Our shop’s delivery truck, a little S-10 with an Iron Duke.

BRING THIS TO THE UNITED STATES, PLEASE.

There was a professor at my college who drove a 360 Modena, but hated it for this exact reason. Oil changes cost a small fortune, as well.

That font for the Camry logo bothers me, a lot. It doesn’t match any Toyota font I’ve seen, it’s too wide, and the stupid C has so much dumb line on the bottom that it makes it look like the whole thing is off-kilter, like someone pulled the right side of the decal up. #InternetDesignHero

Damn right. I voted this time around and I’ll vote again.

OSHA != MUTCD. Piss up a rope, buddy.

Good, the weeping tangerine needs someone to tell him no.

Cite sources on this “regulatory dial turned up to 18" claim. You want to complain about citing sources, you gotta cite sources.

Nope. Also, take your golf hilarity and stuff it. GWB spent 2 of his 8 years in office at his ranch. Even as someone who hated the shit out of him and thought he deserved the shoe, I know he wasn’t free of presidential duties during his ranch visits. Obama playing a round of golf? Jesus. Come back with something real.

Really? Because I’ve told sales to cram a contract with a regressive client (conversion therapist) and not even been looked at twice. The company owner didn’t even blink. Some of us choose to comport ourselves in a manner that is informed by our values.

Ah, good catch! I hadn’t considered that. He whips that tie around his neck and into a half-windsor so casually, all the while asking for license and registration and proof of insurance.

They’re quick-release ties, as it were - someone yanks on it and they won’t have a leash on the officer, as they would with a normal tie.

Seriously. Please, for the love of all things holy (diver), skip anything you so-obviously-can’t-be-arsed-with. If a company won’t take you wearing no tie, they will laugh you right back out the door for wearing a clip-on.

Mine was filled to the brim with a bunch of humorless, nouveau-riche California prick-kids rolling $60k EVOs, new Dodge Ram 2500s, and every Bimmer under the sun.

You know what a fucking mail truck and a school bus do? They move along. They are temporary hazards. This guy left his truck in the road, in the video, without the legally required signage at the legally required distance, and caused these accidents by way of failing to do his professional duties. Jesus. Yes, there’s…