No. You don’t hit anybody unless they’ve instigated a physical confrontation. There are better, more mature ways to take the fucker down. Use your words.

Seems disrespectful toward veterans and the flag, tbh.

Nope.

Earlier this year, I was fortunate to see At The Drive-in with Le Butcherettes. Teri’s stage presence is other worldly.

(But I did overemphasize it. Thank you for catching that.)

It is incredibly sad that someone must explain it to you, but well....

And in fact he was a lousy soldier, graduating at the bottom of his Annapolis class (which means flunking calculus and not turning in work, rather than being a rebel), getting wings he almost certainly didn’t qualify for, and dodging a well deserved grounding because he was Navy royalty. Most men don’t get a chance to…

That big crossbow is called a ballista. They’re a real thing, historically speaking. You can still think it’s underwhelming, but you could at least do two seconds of research before posting.

The issue isn’t not liking public transportation. I love public transportation! But it’s not unreasonable to expect it to function with at least a baseline of reliability. Otherwise what’s the point, and what are we paying for?

This is one of the worst infographics I’ve seen...and working in healthcare news publishing, I have seen many.

You’re missing LAX

Okay then, let’s call it the european, australian and new zelandean SNES.

He was a human being with whom you disagreed. Thus, he deserved to die, or at least, you are happy he died. That is EXACTLY what is wrong today. You must be a wonderful member of a political party.

He was good, friendly, affable, generous man. With a family. A small daughter. Many of you are the animals for joking about this tragic death, and you are exactly what is wrong with the world today.

This fidget spinner fad makes me think theres a fuck ton of people are on the autism spectrum and don’t know it.

Where are the agents in this picture? Shouldn’t a decent agent be able to look at an offered rookie contract and say, No, that’s not an allowed clause?

“I have learned very, very little English – it’s very hard. Just ‘tomorrow’, ‘good morning’, ‘good afternoon’ and a little more.”— If worse comes to worse, he could star in a community theater production of Fawlty Towers as Manuel.

Step One: Avoid transiting through the USA at all costs.
I won’t set foot in your nation until you climb off your fucking high-chair and act like a fucking normal country.

I get that it might not be important to everyone, but I’m sorry, I can’t get on board with skipping episodes of a good serialized TV show. I would skip the entire series before skipping episodes.

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