“Bloom explained that the packs’ pulsating opening can feel a little like slot machines or a dealt poker hand. “It’s the possibility you might get extremely lucky.”

Thanks but no thanks.

“a series of episodes form the Game Developers Conference”

I find it hard to believe that he thought he was actually treating them seeing as he didn’t even use gloves. I mean, how many gynecologists just shove their bare fingers into a patient’s vagina? 

with that type of binary thinking, you belong in the white house

I think buying a system just to play one game is pretty fucking stupid.

You understand that “the basic business model of journalism (which involves advertisers being the customer) rather than of readers.” is _your_ company’s business model, and not the model of _all_ journalism, right?

If we were to follow your logic, why not name your article headline “Stop using the word ‘Clickbait’ as a defacto argument against things you don’t like.”, instead of

critics don’t get paid by the word

well, you can use “conceit” now, as in “I made a very conceited diatribe on kinja about my personal experience with a word from the english language”

GOOD advice, grandson got choked up when we fed him cheap hdmi cables for dinner, now we only buy the best quality cables for his spagetti

“NO U”

is there an award for most passive-aggressive comment on this site, and if so, are you campaigning for it? 

INTERNETS R SRS BSNS

I’m just excited I got to see Captain EO again

username checks out

I would be perfectly happy if I never had to listen to another Imagine Dragons song for the rest of my life.

Can someone explain to me why anyone would buy a new game at gamestop in the first place?

On behalf of all Kentucky fans, eat shit.

We try to change them? Hopefully with Science?