I would do so many wonderful things to her many donut holes, she would stand up and be proud to be American again. And then I would feel bad afterwards.

I have watched some of her videos, and man does her music suck donkey balls. I do think she is hot in an uncomfortable sort of way. Makes me feel bad about what I would do to her if I had the chance. Which is infinitely less than zero I would think.
"Think unsexy thoughts, think unsexy thoughts."

Went on a movie binge to catch up on stuff I have wanted to see over the past year. Lucy was some fucked up shit but at least it was only 89 minutes long. Easily could have dragged that story on forever. After reading 'Gone Girl' awhile ago, picked up the movie from the library. Thought it was an ok take on the…

Since I refuse to give the makers of the new Terminator film any of my hard earned cash, watched Total Recall instead. Hard to believe how big a superstar Sharon Stone became after Basic Instinct.

No mention at all that George Lucas repaid Coppola for his early career support by producing Francis' dream project.

Even the director Alan Taylor more or less admitted the marketing dept fucked up the trailer.

Picked up Richard Matheson's 'I am Legend'. Time to get back to the good stuff.

When I first saw the news that he had passed away, I thought "fuck, the guy who sang 'The Stroke' just died." Googled it. Felt like a dumbass.

Re-watched City Slickers for the first time in years. Good old fashioned male-bonding movie disguised as a comedy. Couldn't imagine anyone else but Daniel Stern as Phil, even though he was a late replacement for Rick Moranis.

I only watched the first season. Skipped ahead to see naked Clare Carey from Coach get fucked by Andy. Never went back.

Studios have gotten gun shy now. Unless you can commit to 3 movies filmed back-to-back, then forget it. The readers of the YA books are already on to something else by the time the film's come out. And burned too often by endings that tease a sequel that never gets made. Even now I think the fans of the Hungers Games…

Watched "A Deadly Adoption" last night. Not sure if I was supposed to take it seriously or not. Saw Rush at the ACC in Toronto on Wednesday. Great show as always. If it is indeed the last major tour, I am happy with the way they went out.

In honour of 1995 week, I re-watched Heat. Great fucking movie. Such a great, once in a lifetime cast. That movie would probably cost $200 million to make today.

Re-watched Scorcese's remake of Cape Fear. I remember seeing this in the theatre in '91 and being blown away by it at the time. Older and a bit wiser now, still enjoyed it though it's completely over the top style is obvious to me now. And the parody by The Simpson's creeps in every time I see it now.

Played the shit out of Bonk's Adventure for the Turbo-Grafx 16 video game system. It wasn't around for very long but had ok graphics for its time.

I worked at a video store in the 90's and more than one person came in asked for that new Sally Field movie "Not With my Daughter You Don't!".

Ask Harry Knowles. He can help you with that.

"Aliens." What else can I say? So perfect in every way, and all the more amazing that James Cameron had only directed Terminator and Piranha 2 before this. A huge step up and the rest is cinematic history.

As a kid, whenever I would see his name come up in the credits I would always think 'Cool. Baltar from Battlestar Galactica is in this!' I realized that John Kapelos and John Colicos are two different people. Both from Canada which is awesome.

Said it on another thread: happy it just did ok at the box office. Destined for the remainder bin at Walmart.