Sorry, but the original Wipeout cover is already design perfection.

All I can see is Heaven’s Gate guy Marshall Applewhite. With a goatee. Which, by the way, makes him extra-evil.

Bingo. If pushed, I’ll concede that he’s not that bad of an artist. He’s certainly gotten better than he used to be. The problem is that he’s such a self-promoting showboat, and having come of age in the early 90s, it’s hard for me to get past my image of him (no pun intended) as one of the guys who damn near ruined…

I have a special loathing for Todd McFarlane and his ridiculously over-the-top art. Not Rob Liefield-level loathing, but close. That being said, the first movie was decent. Not great, but watchable, largely because Spawn was an interesting character. Largely removing said character from his own movie, while not…

Fuck the VPN’s. If a credit card number was all that stood between my 13 year old self and some bare naked ladies, I would’ve had my dad’s CC number memorized in about 17 seconds.

“This is an Ataribox, whatever that is” sorta sounds flippant or dismissive.

I was going to say something similar ... I don’t think this looks any worse at all than I remember AOS looking. .....but I also think AOS, while accidentally having its moments, has sucked more often than not.

“For example, here’s a quote from Lord, when talking about the character of Han.

You know, some of us—make that a lot of us—don’t have a Switch and can’t buy one. Please stop whining about games being released for the 3DS.

The purpose of Netflix streaming isn’t to give you access to every movie ever made. DVD Netflix used to be that - but their library is dwindling.

No, it’s how shitty bosses in predatory companies operate.

Delegation is the backbone of leadership. Micromanagement is the bane.

If your boss is like this:

1. Please seek other employment, it’s not healthy and
2. they are neither a good boss nor a good leader

Jar Jar Binks wakes up in his bedroom, turns to Suzanne Pleshette and says, “You-sa wont be believin’ the crazy dream meesa just had!”

If you can provide a convincing argument why words used by one group of people have greater intelligence or legitimacy than those used by another group, I’d be interested to hear it.

I get systemic oppression and all that...

Yeah the definite way to level the playing field is for the oppressed to bite their tongues and avoid posting silly harmless memes that vent their frustration with toxic systemic oppression.

Huh. Really? I actually think this makes a ton of sense. I always felt the Del Toro take skewed a little young. I don’t think it should get curse laden or be all sexy, but I could see an almost Kingsmen type approach to violence (that sort of gore I guess) mixed with more intense thriller drama like The Descent. Could…

Go fuck yourself. From deep down in the bottom of my very own whiteness, go fuck yourself.

You’re so pithy. Here’s your jerk-flavored cookie.

This here everyone is what a violation of one’s free speech actually looks like. The Russian government is arresting him for saying negative things about the Russian Orthodox Church. This is one of the times where it’s appropriate to say that this man’s free speech is being violated.