I think I’ll just wait for Nintendo to release the entire game in some 20 years (when they’ll have a console powerful enough to handle it)

I love JRPGs, but for those of us who don’t read Japanese, let’s face it - what we’re playing is a work of the translator first, actual writer second. And as voice acting in games became more of a thing, often using voice talent known for anime dubs - so has translation quality devolved to new lows of obnoxiousness..

Please more SMT content on Kotaku.

Wow, the blatant italianophobia on display in the comments section is absolutely abhorent. You leftist antipa need to stop dragging my good paisano Rudy’s name through your red sauce.

To me games like CC (and a few others) represent the golden age of Squaresoft on PS1, before their big Square Pictures-fueled downfall. You could see that the company was at it’s creative peak then.

I feel like states with legal recreational don’t really care about you leaving their state with a few well-wrapped nugs or a couple of cartridges. Don’t travel with too much and don’t be obvious about it. If you can get your carry-on bag through the TSA checkpoint, you’re golden.

There’s a reason why Amish Paradise is my karaoke staple.

Only Nintendo can get away with grabbing a random piece of plastic, slapping some joycons on it, building a piece of software around all that, and actually selling it to rave reviews.

I expect my point and click adventure games to come with a generous dose of humor. This however just seems obnoxious, and the voice acting really isn’t selling it.

I wonder which of LucasArts’ Zombie Ate My Neighbors / Ghoul Patrol veterans worked on this.

Pricey velcro sneakers have been around for quite a while though. I remember back in ‘06 half of my friends walking around in either Stan Smiths or Ben Sherman/Fred Perry derivative of those.

Calling it now - future Lite revision will include a casting dongle.

You should get intimately acquainted with a garbage disposal by way of disposing of yourself in one.

Maybe stop pretending that Johansson is anything but a marginally smarter Hollywood airhead just because she recorded an album of Tom Waits covers?

oh they didn’t. I passed.

Just want to point out that despite the upgraded (in my opinion) graphics for NES port, that version was notorious for being heavily censored.

funny you mention that. In 7th grade I submitted a bullshit book report for the Day of the Tentacle paperback walkthrough.

You severely underestimate the eastern european appreciation for rap music.

As brilliant as Akira is, I would love for some of his other properties (Domu and The Legend of Mother Sarah) to get some attention. Not only do they stand VERY well on their own, but with America’s itch for adapting anything with a following - they’re much more West-friendly properties.

There’s pitiful debate performances and then there’s having candidates half their age run circles around them in terms of who can flap their tongue faster.