I expect my point and click adventure games to come with a generous dose of humor. This however just seems obnoxious, and the voice acting really isn’t selling it.

I wonder which of LucasArts’ Zombie Ate My Neighbors / Ghoul Patrol veterans worked on this.

Pricey velcro sneakers have been around for quite a while though. I remember back in ‘06 half of my friends walking around in either Stan Smiths or Ben Sherman/Fred Perry derivative of those.

Calling it now - future Lite revision will include a casting dongle.

You should get intimately acquainted with a garbage disposal by way of disposing of yourself in one.

Maybe stop pretending that Johansson is anything but a marginally smarter Hollywood airhead just because she recorded an album of Tom Waits covers?

oh they didn’t. I passed.

Just want to point out that despite the upgraded (in my opinion) graphics for NES port, that version was notorious for being heavily censored.

funny you mention that. In 7th grade I submitted a bullshit book report for the Day of the Tentacle paperback walkthrough.

You severely underestimate the eastern european appreciation for rap music.

As brilliant as Akira is, I would love for some of his other properties (Domu and The Legend of Mother Sarah) to get some attention. Not only do they stand VERY well on their own, but with America’s itch for adapting anything with a following - they’re much more West-friendly properties.

There’s pitiful debate performances and then there’s having candidates half their age run circles around them in terms of who can flap their tongue faster.

I’m curious why The Root is suddenly riding a cop’s dick so hard.

Oh wow, it’s the almost same shit Amazon/Netflix/Hulu have been shuffling around between themselves, since they all launched years ago.

They should have made in the style of the latter Beavis and Butthead games. I remember both Virtual Stupidity and Do U as pretty fun point and clicks.

That’s the problem with this kind of architecture - it’s not exactly futureproof. The guts may have been up to building code (I have not a clue about how that works in Japan), but they sure didn’t make the guts easy to access and repair.

I’ve owned multiple handhelds before ever getting a home console, although they were all Nintendo’s. I’d love to bite the bullet and get a Vita just for its’ game selection, but I just don’t need another gadget in my house. Regardless, handheld offers a very intimate form of gaming which I really appreciate, and I…

As a recently-naturalized immigrant, I’ll be voting 100% against everything Ingraham holds dear.

Creepy, considering his predator credentials.

Am I gonna be able to play the original SD3 instead of the 3d version?