To be fair to Van Gundy, this was a bit like sitting next to your friend as he discovers his ex-girlfriend on Pornhub. Jeff didn’t have the gall to contribute to rubbing it in.

It’s too bad this game wasn’t in California, because Mark Jackson’s tears would have fixed the drought.

“I’ve knocked many a phone off the hook in my day...in the bedroom.” ....lolwut?!

Cracker Barrel, most likely.

Wait, it doesn’t come in the lava lamp/buttplug bottles anymore? What’s the fucking point, then?

Who knows? The order is the difference between love and true love.

Mr. Jeremy? More like Mr. Ed.

Simultaneously???

The lord said, “Judge not, lest ye be judged.”

When I was in college, Michelob was what we drank when we wanted “good” beer. If you bought a case of Michelob, everybody was your friend until you were out of those butt plug shaped bottles.

♫ He Left his Farts in San Franciscoooooooooooo...♫

No, you’re depraved until disproved!

“Gee,” you ask?

“Highlights” mag for adults

Well, ddamn.

“Game 5’s” C’MON ESPN WHY ARE YOU ABUSING THAT APOSTROPHE SO MAN WHAT DID IT EVER TO YOU?!?!

It’s the weekend. The D team is in working. I work in television and am currently at work... oh fuck!

The Rangers are not red hot. 3-3 over the last week.

No Tebow or Manziel headlines?