Raising $8,000 + in a Kickstarter campaign may sound like an honest way to turn a buck, but with the proceeds being a direct result of robberies, for god’s sake, it acquires that gamey smell of scam, like pseudo-charitable fundraising campaigns cooked up by boiler room bosses that manage to appear just this side of…

Have you slung weed on street corners? If not, aren’t you calling the kettle black?

I read all this, and I’m afraid we’re gonna have to agree to disagree on our views of bank robbing. You sound quite proud of your work. Personally, I find it underwhelming. None of the few new facts you added here (even more time behind bars!) changes my view.

Well, sure, if you wanna get into a life of crime and go to prison for just the thrill of it. Fine. Go rob banks and get caught. But, personally, if you’re gonna break the law I’d recommend crimes in which you will a) get more money and b) are less likely to get caught or do significant prison time. Have I mentioned…