Fun krock.

Fun fact: Tom Waits was the voice of Tommy the Cat.

It’s okay. Back in the 90's a local record store sold “Primus Sucks” bumper stickers and I remember wondering who’d hate a band so much they’d put a sticker like that on their car. T’was schooled by a fan when I went to college.

Not being a longtime Primus fan I once had the pleasure of sticking my foot in my mouth in front of the band when I observed that people were screaming “Primus Sucks” despite being at a Primus concert. They just looked vaguely disappointed.

Coincidentally, “Keep streaming me!” is 45*’s safe word.

Not a joke - I’m sure they all knew what they were signing on for

Yup. That’s a dick.

but they hate cops and the confederate flag, so they are officially comrades.

Seriously?

Except maybe that woman who was run over by a car and died because she was protesting a Nazi march.

Bruno Mars isn’t original !?

Well, Wiseau originates from a far distant land called the Uncanny Valley

No. A small party of us set out together across the Great Desert of Disqus: Me, Pop Rivets, Ghost of Eezy-E, and a few others. We passed the great, rusting ruins of The Dissolve, half-buried in the sand like a crashed space destroyer. But then Rivets and I were separated from the others in a sandstorm. Last I saw he…

OK, “hammerbutt,” lol.

Cool about your opinion.

[Cruz unhinges jaw, swallows entire can of Campbell’s Chunky Soup - still in the can]

I just posted this to the article on Gizmodo that said the exact same thing, and since we get nearly verbatim articles across the Gawkersphere, I don’t feel too dirty copy/pasting and reposting the exact same joke. Besides, more people will see the joke here on the new and improved Kinja Club...

Given that he’s a Republican in 2017, is anybody really surprised that Cruz’s kink is people standing quietly on the sidelines and playing with themselves?

Would he have done it to someone asking Tom Petty questions?

Good on Bone for realizing that he is a person nobody outside of his bubble should know who he is.