You/we didn't miss much with that last episode… except Biff Tannen.

How did she get from Philly to Rancho Cucamongo in like, ten minutes?

She died as she lived… being mistaken for the mom in One Day at a Time (1970s white person version)

Does the last Jedi want to build a snowman?

That's not cool, Shmaltz Brewery just opened up a location there.

I don't think I've ever seen a picture of JK Rowling. Is it me, or is she kinda sexy?

Got to be kidding.

Larry Wilmore told this guy to fuck himself on the after show segment.

Like the Def Lep song?

Yeah, like Anton Chigurgh to the guy he pulls over in the beginning of NCFOM- "I need you to hold still…"

(runs out to car)

(listens to Mercury Rev's Bronx Cheer)

Booooo, fuck Fallon. He's partly responsible for this shit.

Oh yeah? Well, I slept with your wife!

See? Was that so hard?

(contacts a Russian Imperial Stout)

That's Breckin Myer…

You guys are doing it wrong! I need ad hominem attacks!

Put me in the hospital for nerves
And then they had to commit me
You told them all I was crazy
They cut off my legs now I'm an amputee, god damn you

I said Yoo Hoo!