oh God… I forgot about that thing Garrison had… now I'M giggling…

Only four left… :-(

Toss up for me between this and the water park episode. Which are the only two episodes that didn't have a gimmick.

Right, I think that was the issue with Jodi Lynn O'Keefe on the cover. I would masturbate furiously to that one.

What if you use a k?

It's weird that we can read that word in the review, but can't repeat it ourselves. The flagging system Can't Understand Normal Thoughts.

Short answer: Yes, with an “if.” Long answer: No, with a “but.”

Bummer for you on the DeVos confirmation. Guess you'll have to find new places to hang out.

When you saw her name, did you think "TL/DR"?

Didn't the princess take over a lion because the original pilot/controller died? It's been about 30 years, so my memory is hazy…

I got a nipple alert for this??

Caprica First!!!!

Reads like an MRA screed on a geocities website.

So SAY… WE ALL!!!!!!

Wait, the people that piloted the lions were robots?

Voltron, too.

(is concussed… dies)

And Ultraman!

Andale!!!!!! Arriba la raza!!!!!!

Jesus is only in the sequel. Part 1 (aka A New Hope) doesn't have Jesus, but a varied, thrilling cast of characters: Adam, Noah, Job, Moses and Danny Devito as "Frank Reynolds".