I'll check her ballot.

He just drew a picture of a cat on the ballot.

I think he meant he's going to masturbate to her pictures on the regular, making the best out of the dawn of the totalitarian era of the USA. So say we all.

No, Dr Carson already declined citing no government experience.

What??? (laughing tears emoji)

Cory Booker.

And picked the alt-right archduke to be his far right hand man.

Actually, I'm worried about an oddly timed terror attack, say summer of 2020 in which Trump demands the election be postponed until "we find out what the hell is going on!!!" and millions of Americans with red baseball caps applaud and agree with this decision. Watch, Goliath, watch.

Or, as they would say on a Trump site (((Leonard Cohen))) has died.

Better get those hugs in now before the Pence squads enforce the 28th amendment which strictly forbids human contact.

2018, dude. But in the meantime I know a lady in JP…

If you have facebook, Shaun King has been documenting it

CW;TD

Elizabeth Warren and Michelle Obama smirk knowingly.

Spoilers!!!!

Ah, so it's not just me? I bet there's 9+ notifications waiting for me that I'll never get to see…

His hands are too small to shoot out lightning.

No fair, we just legalized weed here goddamnit.

You mean like people that voted Sanders in the primaries?

is that CCH Pounder?