They were certainly lumped in with the hair metal scene, but they (to my knowledge) didn't doll themselves up like Poison, Motley Crue, etc. Their music is only slightly better than the average hair band's.

Didn't the original toy line have a vehicle or two? I want to say the battle ram was one of the first toys, but I could be wrong.

WTF is a samoflange?

I think they jumped way before the Horde. In my opinion, it was when they went from pseudo Dungeons and Dragons/Conan the Barbarian to laser guns and robots.

Stinkor was Mer-Man and Pepe LePew's love child.

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That Joe King/Queer story is a bummer.

I wouldn't call them glam rock, way too ugly.

I'm so unsatisfied…

Well, when I think about Marcia Brady after her nose being hit by a football, I think Lady Gaga.

Not enough Solisbury Hill.

Faust is getting back together???

NO!!!!!!!!!!!

Come on up with Verizon!

You want bill sperm with that?

Your first day was 9/11/01?

in your defense, it was beautiful…

When I called you at that restaurant
I could tell you were no debutante
Something about a freezer
Acting like a skeezer
and naked jumping jacks, and tell you of my
Dreama
Dreama is free

Ain't no doubt about it

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