(laughing cat tears emoji)

It was BYOB- bring your own bread!

Wasn't there a Matisyahu jam in the 2012 games? In other words, I got nothing.

Holy shit. I'm 40 and still not quite sure what esoteric means.

Get bottom shelf vodka, put it in a Brita filter = Grey Goose!

All I remember from that movie is John Krasinski rubbing one out in the shower.

Liked for not hating the Village, and I'm always a sucker for Shamalamading-dong jokes.

"I loved the …finale"

Yup, I was referring to the oft-repeated line he himself would utter after a shitty WU joke bombed.

Lay off, they were starving.

One Night in Bangkok > Counting Blue Cars

But Henry Rollins is a liar, yeah, he's a liar.

Remote Control's Colin Quinn??

Link?

His name was George Papadopolous, not Mongo.

Jenn Wasner is a very attractive woman. There. I said it.

I STOOD IN LINE AND ATE MY TWINKIE
I STOOD IN LINE AND HAD TO WAI-AI-AI-AI-AIT

Speak in Rounds by Grizzly Bear is a pretty good song.

I have your back. Let's smoke some grass and listen to Grass.

I found Squirtle in the men's room.