That’s good.

My fellow men. I will pass words from my father that were probably passed down from his father. In these times, use it as an edict; a mantra even. Live your life by these words and you shall prosper:

“Saturday supporters will march for women’s rights, reproductive rights, LGBT rights, workers’ rights, civil rights, disability rights, immigrant rights, environmental justice, access to health care and more.”

Can I have $1,000 then? :)

Another day, another company announcing they will be increasing comp for their employees because of the tax cuts, another outrage post from Splinter about how it’s not enough.

Great sentence, but ... what?

Come on, that’s not totally fair. If you don’t take a selfie while protesting, how else will the world know how incredibly and completely woke you are?

You knew Stephen Miller in college?

Ohhhh great, prepare for religious screenings in job interviews. Can’t hire the faithful! Next is tattoos, right? Brand the believers of God so they can’t spread His good word? Better round up the Christians. Gotta keep them from oppressing anyone. Is that what I’m hearing? I remember reading about this in history…

“The only way they know about me is my political work, my public work”

The family singing the Skol Vikings song in about 39 different keys was the best fucking part.

As as anyone but Pats fan I support whoever can beat them. Not the Patriots again. God no, not that crew and their insufferable fans. I will not be able to stand their humble brags for the rest of their lives about how the Pats defied and defeated a global conspiracy by Goodell, the NFL and the fourth horseman of the…

Rally on Election Day 2018 at the polls and vote Democrat. Do something that actually matters.

Oh, now I know you are middle class. No one with real money would be that stupid.

Lennay is such a pretty name. You must be very happy.

Being Irish Catholic - and hung like an elevator button- all my sex stories are embarrassing.

Not wanting it to go to waste, I did a quarter ounce of cocaine, fucked my wife’s sister like I’ve always wanted to, called my boss and called him an old bald cocksucker, then burned my house down for fun.

Naturally, she’s picking and choosing what she reports. She leaves out what came after that revolt. How the Haitians devolved into a corrupt, unsustainable mess that necessitated the US Military occupying it in the early 20th century.

He broke the law, part of the agreement in coming he was that he wouldn’t break the law. He violated the agreement.

1. Dey tuk ur jerbs!
2. The belief that all immigrants, legal or not, are on welfare of some kind.
3. Racism.