Please please do not send them to Wisconsin, we have more than enough and the state has been gerrymandered to hell and used as the test site for whatever garbage the Kochs, Mercers, etc dream up for decades now. It already really fuckin sucks here.

don’t forget that the plural of Whopper Junior is Whoppers Junior, not Whopper Juniors you philistines

“Jezebel won’t write the way I demand they do/everyone must think my tepid centrist bullshit is the only way to view the world”

Goddamn are you a tool. Stop clogging these comment sections with your extreme centrist dipshittery. You NEVER have anything to say worth listening to and you’re forever whining about bullshit, you fake-ass fraud.

you should really shut the fuck up

The extreme centrists that clog up the commenting on Gizmodo sites are some of the dumbest motherfuckers on Earth. 

So if an unarmed guy is coming at you with a “knife or something”(?) then they need to be shot? Yes you dumb centrists, that definitely makes Joe Biden sound WAY BETTER. How dare they try to clean up Joe’s Grampa Simpson improv session?

Why bother arguing with this dumb asshole? You’re wasting your time. People that still believe in the power of weak centrist bullshit are too far gone. And that’s the only thing these dipshit comment-section-cloggers believe in.

Good lord you are tiresome and stupid. You and the rest of the Democrat dead enders that clog this comment section. Absolutely worthless.

These answers you’re getting are all terrible. “Beating Trump” isn’t a platform, for instance. I often wonder why these former gawker sites always have the dumbest centrists with no meaningful beliefs commenting on everything.

that mortal dictata asshole is one of the dumbest centrist libs in a comment section packed with some of the dumbest centrist libs on earth.

she always reminds me of these “female masking” guys

She’s also the first woman of color at Harvard law! J/K you are all very stupid.

they might be but there are some EXTREMELY DUMB and VERY ONLINE centrists that act like this is their home base for some reason like that breakerbaker idiot that is soiling this comment section with their hot takes.

Tepid centrist bullshit will NOT get anybody out to vote, and there’s plenty of data to back that up but you dummies refuse to see it because you’re so deeply devoted to the corporate Dems for no reason. I love that you idiots want to pretend Bernie has “baggage” that will repel voters after stumping for the queen of…

Yeah that's the only one I've seen but it was horrible. I couldn't believe what I was watching. That dude was such an asshole.

If you look at actual polling done on this topic, people here aren’t conservatives at heart; they support taxing billionaires and redistributing their wealth, and any number of things that aren’t “conservative”

good thing you’re here to panic post over and over again, just in case someone mistakenly thought you had any dignity

you are stupid and should log the fuck off

You’re right but the dummies that post here like it’s there fucking job are never gonna listen; tepid centrist bullshit that fixes nothing is good enough for them. Poor people/working people won’t vote if you refuse to give them a reason. Time to tax the billionaires!