Same here.
Except it wasn't very recently…it was Christmas Day.

Me and 15 friends saw it opening night with a full house at the Co-Ed in Champaign. It was a jaw-droppingly fun experience.
Highly recommended!

She is the Dawes of the comedy world.
With that sweet canyon scent, if ya know what I mean.

That sounds like a Mike line.

Says you

Glisten McClapper!

Nope, but upon closer inspection I think it may have been an actual really thick rat's tail sewn into to her hair.

I was at kind of a hillbilly dive bar when I told the bartender that I like her mullet.
She turned, glared at me, pointed at it and said:
"This ain't no damn mullet!
This is a rat tail!"

Oh, and rimjobs. ( blowing the death star)

So he exploded miniatures!? That's my mistresses job.

Upvoted!

Man o' man, NINJA III: The Domination.
What an insanely nutty, grin-inducing, ass-kicking piece of work. Also great for time-traveling back to the 80's.
I'll never forget watching it with my cousins.

You spit in this thread?

Kundun!

I'm picturing mizerock in 1990 muttering - "I'm too old for this shit!" and hitting the TV with a can in an attempt to change the channel. But only becoming more enraged.

Or modeled on Benny from LA Law, Durant from Darkman?

Bataan death march. Never fudgit

That's El DeBarge.
It's a great song and the first tape (single) little ole' doofus ever bought.

Now to be fair, I was at Second City recently and a girl approached me and said "Hi Ryan, how are you?" "Ok", I said, not knowing who she was.
"It's me Ruby, from Mark Sheridan - 2nd grade".

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