Well done, you.

I'm having a "You Can't Do That on Television" moment.

I was doing it in Deputy Dog's voice.

I really hope the person who gets her job is gay.

Somehow I feel like when I activate my personal alarm with flashlight everyone will just ignore it thinking it's another car alarm.

Sure. Everybody is best friends with a Counting Crows fan. I see how you are.

We call my 15 month old Baby Gaga.

That's a fine way to treat seniors and Counting Crows fans.

I doubt even Ross from "Friends" could make it through an episode of "Dinosaur Train".

Great. That's just great. When it finally airs on TV, I'll have to listen to things like "The Dark Knight Rises has been brought to you by Cialis."

And cosplay.

Still withholding judgement.

Somebody, some where is working on a low flush toilet that produces the wooosh sound via speakers in 5.1 surround.

You read the article, right? We're not losing incandescents.

Ugh. This is so typical of a Cub's fan.

What you guys fail to understand is that selling real estate escrow is an extremely sexy business filled with beautiful people. Old and old-looking people are out. This aint yo' momma's escrow service.

Is that like what people used before the Kindle?

So if I'm reading this right, using the particle "non" will help me to find true love. Here's my submittal.

Nice tweeters.

Not even the three-titted woman from "Total Recall" could produce enough milk for this kid.