I think they mean Rancid, as in the band. It’s punky independent artisanal butter.

Counterpoint: Yes, I will.

One of my favorite gifs. Everything he does he does better than me. The swing, the bat-flip, the swagger, the socks with shorts. I want to be that five-year-old when I grow up.

People care more about things that a) affect them and b) remind them of themselves. This isn’t shocking. America is a country that is also the size of a continent: someone in Maine being informed about what is going on in Nevada, someone in Alaska reading up on Hawaii, is geographically far more diverse than someone…

I’m probably being a huge asshole but I have trouble understanding how the non-custodial parents not paying child support are the victims here.

Let’s get this out of the gray. LaRoche is a shitty baseball player, AND father.

“How could I keep playing?” LaRoche told reporters. “They took away my youth.”

Chicks dig torsional rigidity.

Chicks dig torsional rigidity.

Uh, on what planet does Hillary Clinton not care about or address equal pay? I know Bernie Sanders fan don’t like her, at all, but you can’t just make shit up about her record. She introduced the Paycheck Fairness Act and cosponsored the Lilly Ledbetter Fair Pay Act for christ’s sake.

Bernie, you’re breaking my heart.

Well, beyond the fact you’re taking a biased statement with zero grains of salt, it doesn’t have to be beyond a reasonable doubt. He’a not going to jail. He could get expelled for academic dishonesty under the same standard.

That implies she’s held against her will instead of the reality which is she’s made the deliberative choice to be who she is and where she is, none of which speak well for her character. Megyn Kelly cares deeply about problems that affect Megan Kelly and the cohort of rich, white women she sees herself in. She does…

10-0 in the last 10 games. A season is 30 something games

“Wait, why isn’t my side supporting me anymore? Why won’t they believe me when the evid—ohhhhhhhh.”

who hurt you?

Do we have to pick just one?

Why is it that the interior of every private plane, no matter how expensive, ends up looking like a 1985 Starcraft van conversion?

“Listen, he hasn’t elaborated, like, on two sentences for a policy.”

I’d convict just based on that text message if he really sent that. What kind of grown-ass man writes like a 14 year old?