One of the best coaches in the country.

The point in my life where I feel so old I have absolutely no idea who this is someone change my bedpan please.

Eh...I mean, Pablo claims he was never told to lose weight, while several Red Sox management folk say otherwise. That kind of lying is in disorder territory. And weren’t there rumors that Giants offered Pablo similar money to Red Sox—just with an eating clause triggered to incentives? Again, moving across country just…

I believe the word you’re looking for is “soirée”

“Censorship” is when the government tells you what you can and can’t say. That’s bad. “Business” is when your employer orders you to stop embarrassing them by making misogynistic comments that drive away listeners and advertisers. That’s good. Fact is, if you’re a host of a radio show and you are continuously and…

The only thing that surprises me about this story is that it wasn’t a Pac 12 officiating crew. Those assholes could fuck up a menage a trois involving Beyonce and Rihanna.

Listen, you can’t have 50 luxury boxes AND functional turf. Corners had to be cut somewhere, and when you’re watching half a dozen players tear their ACL on a beautiful 62" 4k display, set in solid oak, from the comfort of a single source leather recliner, sipping pinot from the vineyard on the roof of Levis stadium,…

The only usage of “thug move” will be as follows:

Shouldn’t Curt be repaying that money to Rhode Island instead of donating it to a bumbling idiot?

This all looks bad, but at least he hasn’t dabbed on the football field. That would be classless.

nothin’ classier than slapping women with yer dick and shipping HGH to your wife, is there

Not one fucking mention of Flint. An entire American city is being poisoned to death, but because a GOP governor could be to blame we should just talk about football.

He did hire the basketball coach that beat your doors off twice this year.

And to think that this is merely the first of two interviews the Cowboys require before signing a player.

And then there are some of us who intentionally buy knock-offs because the prices are ridiculous, but we still want to root on our home team. My knock off isn’t great, but you can only really tell when you’re next to someone with an official one. And in those situations, no one else is looking at it and judging you by…

What I love is that this genius pro-gun person has decided that a GRADUATE STUDENT who was shot in a parking lot must have been a gang member and the community must take personal responsibility for that. GTFOH. Your pseudo-racist bullshit is always out after every shooting. Doesn’t matter who the victim is, if it’s a…

and that when you finally retire, all people will say is things like “Scantron was really nice and I could always ask him/her for a pen.” Within a week of your departure, nobody will speak of you ever again.

I got fired once and it was honestly the best thing that ever happened to me. For a number of reasons, but a big one was that I realized how much of my pride and personal identity I was putting into my job. Once I didn’t have that, I felt like I lost everything. Which was dumb. I still take a lot of pride in my work…

Yup. I’m horrified when I think of the years I wasted in crappy jobs when I could have done much better if I looked harder for other work.

Work should be on that list.