1. Dudes and Ladies, don't try to fight anyone. You're grown ups.

Really? What kind of reaction do you expect when you make physical contact with an intoxicated, irritated individual? When I see drunks looking to fight on a Saturday night out, my first reaction isn't "Hey, I'll go over there and lay hands on him!" You're the type of person who throws rocks at a hornet's nest and…

He posted a couple more terrible tweets at the end of his blog post, and those tweeters have similarly shut down their accounts after being given a raft of crap.

Men are terrible. I'm glad I'm a guy, because if I was a woman I'd never ever date. Ever. It blows my mind that any woman would want anything to do with us.

No. I'm equating lack of institutional concern and oversight with lack of institutional concern and oversight.

Does ...allegations were also brought to the attention of Sue Wasiolek, assistant vice president of student affairs and dean of students....

Your move, UNC academic integrity...

HE LOOKS LIKE A RAT, GET IT?

Oh boy. I wonder if this might give people a reason to hate Duke.

You should log off and go away.

I thought you said there was a joke in there somewhere?

This is a bit ahead of schedule—usually it's not until next month that Duke fans get mad while watching mid-major teams on TV.

Thank you for honorably confessing, Kevin.

I also don't understand addiction. But what I understand very well is not getting addicted.

There are safe ways of doing cocaine?

"Honorably?"

It's kinda perplexing, but it seems his problem's not chronic.

Having seen him play last year, I assume it's a strike zone disciplinary issue.

Poor guy, seemingly always in front of the 8-ball.

Keith got all self-righteous and overreacted to something? NO WAY!